27 Jan 2011

Dear blank

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Dear Nike,

Please stop telling people to just do it, that’s my job.

Sincerely, Peer Pressure

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Victoria,
We know your secret.

Sincerely, Wikileaks

Dear iPhone,

Jokes on you.

Sincerely, Winter Mittens

Dear Paste,
You’re so predictable.

Sincerely, Copy

Dear Uranus,
At least you’re still a planet.

Sincerely, Pluto

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Pinocchio,
I love the way you lie.

Sincerely, Rhianna

Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea… Just kidding! They’re all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear Gingers,
It could be worse…

Sincerely, Albinos

 

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear World,
I’m only a bitch if you are.

Sincerely, Karma.

 

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho’s.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast

Dear Nervous Bride and Groom,
Try Socks.

Sincerely, Cold Feet

Dear Football,
We would like our name back.

Sincerely, Soccer

Dear Icy Sidewalk,
We meet again.

Sincerely, My Butt

Dear Stairs,
Look what I can do!

Sincerely, Escalator

Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they’ll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace

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6 Responses to “Dear blank”

  1. Reply Anders says:

    Riktigt skoj!

  2. Reply Anna - Swaussie says:

    Sv Anders:
    Ja, jag tyckte det. Simon uppskattade inte alls min humor! 🙂

  3. Reply Anna - Swaussie says:

    Sv Anders:
    Ja, jag tyckte det. Simon uppskattade inte alls min humor! 🙂

  4. Reply Anna - Swaussie says:

    Sv Anders:
    Ja, jag tyckte det. Simon uppskattade inte alls min humor! 🙂

  5. Reply Marie says:

    Absolutely LOVE it, thanks for a saturdaymorning laugh!

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